Interests

I wanted to join a philatelists forum
They wanted only a philatelist.
I had other interests too;
So, they chucked me out.

I wanted to join a book club
They wanted just a book worm.
I had other interests too;
So, they chucked me out.

I wanted to join a golf club
They wanted just a golf monger.
I had other interests too;
So, they chucked me out.

I tried many other clubs.
They just wanted specialised interests.
Like always, I had other interests too;
So, they all chucked me out.

Now, I am out here looking
For a jack-of-all-trades club.
They can have their interests and I mine
So that they can't chuck me out.