Ego

A man can have ego. Ego should not have the man!

Funny house

Here is a story about a house the roof of which flew a very looooooooooooooooooooooooooong distance!

http://news.yahoo.com/video/us-15749625/woman-builds-home-from-airplane-20349533;_ylt=AjfiBTiayQEYLkBrc2_qTiWz174F;_ylu=X3oDMTE3bGlva2FwBHBvcwMyBHNlYwNtb3N0LXBvcHVsYXIEc2xrA3dvbWFuYnVpbGRzaA--

Not something you expected to see, eh?

Bullshit

My daily tolerance levels for the rear extrusions of a grass grazing big male quadruped are extremely low.

New Insight

When my eyesight was good, the TV technology was no good.
When now the TV Technology is good, my eyesight is no good.

Do I feel like Milton or what? :-)

Relaxation

Who says horse riding is relaxing? I want to hear it from the horse' mouth!

Satya's Cyber Murphy Laws :-)

1. A watched torrent is never seeded.
2. There are no fast "AND" secure computers. It's always "OR".
3. The more important a mail is, the more likely it will be absorbed by your spam filter.
4. An average computer has at least 3 unwanted apps.
5. For every good app on a computer, there will be twenty crappy ones.
6. How you use Windows depends on you: Can win, can doze.
7. The chaos in the system increases with every cleanup and scan.