Optimist

Anyone in front of a mirror.

Fables

They are full of the wisdom that some animals have, but we humans miss!

Patriotism

It is no virtue. In a psychiatrist's terms, it's something equivalent to an inferiority complex that presents itself as some kind of superiority.

Last Laugh

He who laughs last gets only the last joke!

Twins

Double Trouble!

Witness

In today's world, a witness is a guy who having seen what he ought not have seen, is also willing to say what he ought not say!

Dated words

The most authentic and wise sayings of today will look like the most ordinary ramblings half a century from now. Familiar wisdom is ordinary.

Gender bias

While men are always struggling to understand women, women always find it an easier thing to misunderstand men.

Hidden wisdom

Coloured grey hair.

Rock Stars!

No, they are not the work of stone sculptors!

Systems

The systems used for building houses should rock or the houses will themselves rock.

Bliss

While I am seeking my share of bliss, all I seem to be getting is more than my share of bills!