Ego

A man can have ego. Ego should not have the man!

Funny house

Here is a story about a house the roof of which flew a very looooooooooooooooooooooooooong distance!

http://news.yahoo.com/video/us-15749625/woman-builds-home-from-airplane-20349533;_ylt=AjfiBTiayQEYLkBrc2_qTiWz174F;_ylu=X3oDMTE3bGlva2FwBHBvcwMyBHNlYwNtb3N0LXBvcHVsYXIEc2xrA3dvbWFuYnVpbGRzaA--

Not something you expected to see, eh?

Bullshit

My daily tolerance levels for the rear extrusions of a grass grazing big male quadruped are extremely low.

New Insight

When my eyesight was good, the TV technology was no good.
When now the TV Technology is good, my eyesight is no good.

Do I feel like Milton or what? :-)

Relaxation

Who says horse riding is relaxing? I want to hear it from the horse' mouth!

Satya's Cyber Murphy Laws :-)

1. A watched torrent is never seeded.
2. There are no fast "AND" secure computers. It's always "OR".
3. The more important a mail is, the more likely it will be absorbed by your spam filter.
4. An average computer has at least 3 unwanted apps.
5. For every good app on a computer, there will be twenty crappy ones.
6. How you use Windows depends on you: Can win, can doze.
7. The chaos in the system increases with every cleanup and scan.

Twitter

I have been tweeting to myself for twenty years now. What seems like tweeting to me might look like cawing to others though.

In the news

Shame! Shame! You know to who!

Job Security

A time in life when you get to keep your job even when you don't do it.

Football and Life

The difference between football and life is that in football, they don't move the goal posts.

Optimist

Anyone in front of a mirror.

Fables

They are full of the wisdom that some animals have, but we humans miss!

Patriotism

It is no virtue. In a psychiatrist's terms, it's something equivalent to an inferiority complex that presents itself as some kind of superiority.

Last Laugh

He who laughs last gets only the last joke!

Twins

Double Trouble!

Witness

In today's world, a witness is a guy who having seen what he ought not have seen, is also willing to say what he ought not say!

Dated words

The most authentic and wise sayings of today will look like the most ordinary ramblings half a century from now. Familiar wisdom is ordinary.

Gender bias

While men are always struggling to understand women, women always find it an easier thing to misunderstand men.

Hidden wisdom

Coloured grey hair.

Rock Stars!

No, they are not the work of stone sculptors!