Strictness

You have to put your foot down when you have to put it down, but make sure you don't put it into a puddle of mud. :-)

Origin

It doesn't matter where we come from; what matters is where we are going to go to.

Wealth

Everyone needs to fill their pockets, but not to the extent that the weight of the contents pulls their pants down.

Comments

I am so bored with seeing no comments to my blogs that I am seriously considering entering some comments myself. Of course, in praise of my words, but who am I trying to fool? :-)

Existence

Hey! you guys don't exist. You are all part of a dream. What's more? It's my dream!

Insults

A fool takes insults personally. A wise man keeps them personally.

Biography

Don't ask me if my autobiography will be a true story. I don't know yet!

Father's day

I went and wished my friend a very happy Father's day!
So? what happened?
Dammit, she's a woman. She did not like it.

Questions

Do you like to answer questions?
Yes. Next question please.

Do you like to ask questions?
You bet! Hey! What's your problem?

Competition

If your competition is making you starve, don't do anything to starve them. Instead, simply eat them. Your hunger will go and theirs will too! :-)

Spelling

My spelling is impeccble. :-D

Fools

I don't suffer fools gladly, but just make fools suffer gladly.

Bad omen!

Is it a bad omen for relationships if glass breaks? Well, it depends. Did it break on your head when you were having an argument with your girlfriend in the restaurant? That's a bad omen!

About Truth

I may not always speak the truth. That's simply because I know to lie. ha ha

Piggy bank

I never saved my money in a piggy bank because I am not a piggy. Hee hee!