Money

Here are some fresh thoughts on things related to money:

1. The super rich are the folks who have millions of bucks as debts.
2. If you had all the money in the world, everyone else would be poor.
3. Successful money managers are those who have enough money to hide their money mismanagement.
4. Bah! Everyone in this country wants to make more money except those at the mint.
5. If a pug will inherit a will, I am called Rin Tin Tin. Not exactlya pug, but something close.
6. Money must be like manure indeed. Bullshit to some and fertilizer to others.
7. There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, you need money.
8. The amount of money that a bank is willing to give you is ininverse proportion to what you actually need.
9. In the corporate world, money can be and is a good substitute for Knowledge and Leadership.
10. Give a man a fish and he will happily eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will have to keep fishing for a lifetime.
11. In everyone's life, change is important. The more the change, the more the money.
12. A fool and his money will soon party.
13. Facts are facts, but accounts are something else.
14. The best way to earn money from the stock market is to float acompany and get it listed.
15. Counterfeiters are avid DIY fans.