Interests

I wanted to join a philatelists forum
They wanted only a philatelist.
I had other interests too;
So, they chucked me out.

I wanted to join a book club
They wanted just a book worm.
I had other interests too;
So, they chucked me out.

I wanted to join a golf club
They wanted just a golf monger.
I had other interests too;
So, they chucked me out.

I tried many other clubs.
They just wanted specialised interests.
Like always, I had other interests too;
So, they all chucked me out.

Now, I am out here looking
For a jack-of-all-trades club.
They can have their interests and I mine
So that they can't chuck me out.

Strength

O God! Give me the strength

To overcome dejection with enthusiasm
To overcome inaction with action
To overcome failure with perseverance
And to overcome grief with happiness

O God! Give me the strength

To overcome weakness with strength
To overcome anger with patience
To overcome the negative with positive thoughts
And to overcome temptation with reasoning

To top it all, O God, give me the strength never to pray and ask you for anything. :-))

Wickedness

With a change in one alphabet to my name, I could have easily been named satyr.

Forum Parties

In a party, I am not looking to be noted for repartee. If I am noted at all, that will do.

Friend

I can be a friend, but if you are also looking for a philosopher and guide, please look elsewhere.

Search

If you looked everywhere and did not find it, try in other places.

Price discounts

Don't tell me you have a rebate of 10%, 20%, 50% etc. I am waiting for someone to come along and give me a 100% rebate. I won't buy for anything less than that.

Rocket Science and writing

I know that writing is no rocket science. Do you know that rocket science isn't writing either?

Stinkers

Some guys stink because they piss in their pants.